Movie Critic

Okay, so I'm going to talk about a movie that Mike and I watched over the weekend and bitch about it. I'm going to explain why I hated it as much as I did and will ultimately tell you how the movie ends. This is something that I never do because I hate it when people spoil it for me. I will give you the title of the movie and if you decide you don't want to know the end then you may want to stop reading. There is my warning. The movie was "The Break Up" with Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston.
Here goes... Fuggin' horrible movie! So, in the movie, "The Break Up", they break up. When it happens in the movie, you can't help but cry. I always put myself in the character's position to really get a feel of the movie. I hated doing that. So, I cried. And I cried some more. All the clips they showed in the previews as being funny, weren't funny at all. They called this a comedy and it really wasn't. It was horribly depressing. The worst part...they don't get back together at the end. C'mon Hollywood! We watch movies to escape our own sad realities. We want to see the guy get the girl in the end, we want to see good defeat evil, we want the main character to live. Why oh why would you make us see something that makes us want to kill ourselves at the end? Yeah, I will not watch that again and I will tell every person that I care about not to watch it. Why would I want someone to go through that? At the end of the movie, I was literally sobbing. You know when you cry so hard that it's hard to breath? That was me. Ridiculous. You'd think I was watching Shindler's List. DON'T WATCH THIS BULLSHIT MOVIE!!! But...do watch "Click". Loved it.