Saturday, April 19, 2008
Mike and I decided we needed to have some "married" time today, and so we called Grandpa Dan. Grandpa Dan was more than happy to give us some time together so he could watch over Farrah. Once he got here, Mike and I piled into the truck and headed south. We were going to go to our usual spot, the Keg, but at the last minute we went for Anthony's. We chose to have a nice dinner-like lunch. It was great. We even saw a glimpse of a whale out in the water. So cool. Afterwards, we went to see a movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. It was so funny. We had a nice time and it's not over yet. Muah, ha ha ha.
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
I am watching Hell's Kitchen right now and it's hard to watch. It's hard for a couple of reasons (that's what she said). The stupid mistakes that the contestants make drive me insane and also the chef telling everyone that they are f**king stupid and telling the guests at the restaurant to get the f**k out makes me a bit uneasy. However, for one reason or another, I would like to eat there. I think it would be kind of fun to have him tell me to get the f**k out while I'm in the middle of eating my dinner. What if I stayed? What if I fully disagreed and enjoyed my dinner. Obviously, I wouldn't have to pay, which would be nice. It's funny to watch people's egos on this show. I'm listening to people praise themselves when they all suck. I have a little bit of empathy for the contestants because my chef instructor was a bit of a douche bag that loved to throw things at us, yell at us, and swear at us, all the while grading us. He could tell you one moment that you are a f**king idiot, but still give you an A. Who's the idiot? Anyway, I'm going to stop typing now because I need to watch the elimination.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
There is a difference between plumbers crack and plumbers fully exposed ass, right? Because today, I was driving behind the Marysville Gold's Gym near the local Skate Park where I saw a man getting things out of the back of his truck. I saw more than I wanted. The man's full crack was on display for the whole world to see. How do the jeans make it so far down? He, very cool and collectedly pulled his jeans back up over his massive ass like it was no big deal. Like everybody lets their entire butt hang from their pants. Who doesn't?