My Eyes are Still Bleeding

There is a difference between plumbers crack and plumbers fully exposed ass, right? Because today, I was driving behind the Marysville Gold's Gym near the local Skate Park where I saw a man getting things out of the back of his truck. I saw more than I wanted. The man's full crack was on display for the whole world to see. How do the jeans make it so far down? He, very cool and collectedly pulled his jeans back up over his massive ass like it was no big deal. Like everybody lets their entire butt hang from their pants. Who doesn't?