Farrah: "Mommy, why are there bears in a commercial for toilet paper?"
Me: "Because Charmin toilet paper is made out of bears."
Me: "Yeah. Bear fur is really soft, so the company at Charmin thought it would be a good idea to make super soft toilet paper out of bear fur. That way it doesn't hurt if you wipe more than once."
Farrah: "I don't like that."
Me: "I know honey. Me neither. That's why we don't buy Charmin because I don't believe in bear-fur toilet paper. We'll keep using the stuff made out of trees."