Holy hell, there is a lady who comes into this coffee shop who talks at a very unreasonable volume. VERY unreasonable. When she's around, I'm not sure if she's having a conversation with the person she's sitting with or with me. Whenever she shows up, my brain screams, "NOOOOOO!!!!" She's in the field of marketing. How do I know? Because she told me...without telling me. She told everyone without telling them. She is obnoxious and terribly distracting. I can't even write a good blog about her because her nails-on-chalkboard-voice is giving me a bloody nose from the brain damage I'm receiving from her. I think I'm dying.