Weeds. Lots and lots of weeds.
My weeds like to grow very fast and very tall. Also, they're super fun when the root is 2 feet long. Awesome. Why does my back hurt? Why is my rotator cuff on fire? Weeds. God-damn-son-of-a-bitch-weeds. Some come out with ease (and by ease, I mean I'm not grunting through the process of yanking it out of the ground). Some like to look like they'll be a piece of cake and then SURPRISE!! Thorns. Bastard weeds. I left once for a week and came back to my backyard covered. I sprayed them with super-duper weed killer that just made them wilt and the root stayed strong like a big 'ol middle finger waving at me. When I did spray, I used the kind that attached to the hose. Half way through the yard, I realized the can was empty and I was now watering my weeds. They flourished! They're so lush and green and...impossible to deal with. I have my own solutions to this problem of mine, however it is currently over 90 degrees. I can pull the weeds in a bikini, but that's one of those things you "shouldn't" do in a bikini. It just looks...wrong. Also, the tan lines could get all weird from squatting and pulling. So, I have to wait until it cools off just a little so I can go on the attack. I will kill the shit out of these weeds. Kill them until they are DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!!!
You know what's fun that happens when pulling weeds in this terrain? Beetles! Spiders! Ants! Snakes! And don't forget my favorite...WASPS!!! They all like to show up for the weed-pullin' party. They're not invited, but they crash the place and I run the risk of shitting my pants. So, yeah, not excited about the task before me...but I can handle it. If not...I'll convince company that it's my garden and of course tell them to not step one foot out there. Twig...she's on her own. I hope she survives!