When is it difficult to write a book? When you're sitting next to a group of old ladies discussing...a book. I'd seen the one woman start moving tables and chairs together and I knew what was coming next. More old women to join her...right next to my table. A book club. And since they can't hear well, they talk loud. Like, real loud. I saw an open table clear across the coffee shop and started to gather my stuff in desperation to quickly move so I could actually get some work done without this distraction. No such luck. Another lady had walked in and took it. In fact, she made eye contact with me when I looked at her with my computer and cord in hand and then she pretended like she didn't just totally steal my table to save me from the book club next to me. Real nice. I should've taken the crumbs from the scone I just ate and made a trail away from the table to lure her away from my table, but I figured that might have been going over the top and I could find a way to survive this.
And here I sit, blogging instead of writing my book because I am distracted. The women are talking about the book, one of their daughters' wedding coming up, how to email, and their lunch. During all of this, there is loud music playing today and I am directly under a speaker. So, to drown it all out I have my earbuds in and the volume up with Coldplay vibrating against my eardrums.
All of this is a mix of not-gonna-get-shit-doneness. I'll attempt it again, but I'm concerned what I've worked so hard on will suddenly seem like an eight year old wrote it. It might already be like that, but I'm just sayin'.
Ladies, please wrap it up so I can, too.