Farrah: Your boobies are gross Mommy
Me: No they're not! They're grrrreat.
Farrah: But they're so BIG.
Me: Yep! I know.
Farrah: But they need to stop growing.
Me: Don't worry. They're done growing. They will NOT get any bigger. Promise.
Farrah: Good, because they're all "wobbly".
Me: Well... they're kinda supposed to be.
Me: Never mind.