Sunday, March 14, 2010
Dear: Chicken Of The Sea
I am currently tossing back a few Tums in order to ease the stomach ache that I know was caused by you. I bought a can of you this evening with the hopes of making a delicious sandwich for dinner. I even splurged and purchased the "All White Chunk Albacore in Water". What happened to you and your quality? I opened a can of your finest and went to drain the liquid out and the top of the can completely caved in causing the tuna-mush to ooze out the sides. It was virtually impossible to "drain" anything out of the can. I could go on forever about my disappointment, but describing it now is just making the stomach ache that much worse. Needless to say, only a third of the sandwich was consumed and the rest was quickly rushed to the trash can outside. I intend to take the second can I purchased and just throw it away. Leaving it for even a cat to eat would be cruel.