I've been reflecting on some incidents in my life lately when it has come to friendships I have. I will change some verbiage to protect people, but here are a few examples of truly good friends...
"Oh, her? Haha...don't worry about EVER seeing her here ever. I took care of that and it should never be an issue. I did that a while ago because I can't stand her and didn't want you to have to worry about seeing her, either."
"Yo, Kath. I don't like how that person is affecting your life. You know I know people, right? I can take care of it. I can make that person go away, you just say the word. All it'll take is a phone call and it's no longer a problem."
"Oh my god, you did what?!! LMAO! No, I won't judge you, I love you!"
"If that person ever hurts you, I don't mind driving the 3 hours and hurting them."
"I'm giving people nicknames that I can't stand on your behalf... like Head-Fuck-****, or ****y."
Thank you to my friends who've shown me, in some cases, "unique" ways of expressing awesome support and friendship. I heart my friends.